why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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