i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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