so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
He says I vaguely mumbled happy New year, kissed him, threw up and then went back to sleep.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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