we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
They should really pass out barf bags in church
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
