My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
I think i got beer on your cat.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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