wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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