i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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