i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
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