I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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