It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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