I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
Jesus Christ. How the fuck do you not tell someone that your wife can see on the phone bill who you text and how many times ?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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