It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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