Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
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