this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Turns out that my surprise "happy birthday" drop-in for my dad turned into a "my parents like afternoon sex a lot" realization.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
Are you aware that you called your mom to say hi before you dragged the random guy into bed last night?
i love you and all, but can that be the last orgy with your wife?
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