Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I touched a dick in church today
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
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