Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
