I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
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