What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
