I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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