Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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