Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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