I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
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