Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
Randomize
