I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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