Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
How do I invite him to our 4th of July cookout without sounding too much like "hey you were my first orgasm and I want your dick inside my while watching fireworks"
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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