She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
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