i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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