So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I'm experimenting with sincerity
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
