My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
After a few mimosas, my mom started sharing her plans to move out of the house and into a retirement village so she can be the youngest one there and find herself a "nice old sugar daddy." Needless to say, break has not started off well...
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Randomize
