Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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