: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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