Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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