She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
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They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
A bitchslap is in order.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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