Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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