Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
The girl I hooked up with in exchange for Ramen freshmen year is living with the girl I currently wish to bang.
Try oodles of noodles this time.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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