Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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