butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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