he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
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