I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
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