I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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