he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize