I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i think i have two assholes
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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