why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Randomize
