So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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