My wife says its no good to have oral sex during pregnancy. So i guess pregnancy is like regular life.
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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