i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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