fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
My dick has a subreddit
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Randomize
