i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Randomize
