No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I need to align my fucking chakras
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