I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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