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Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
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