it was like eating out sand paper
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
