She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Randomize
