no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
As shirtless as possible
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
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